Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Randomize