Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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