My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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