What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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