I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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