i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i love accidental penises.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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