Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Of course I have a pirate flag
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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