I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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