when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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