Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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