weddingsv make me drug and hornr
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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