i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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