Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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