So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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