you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
