How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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