Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
