just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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