3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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