3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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