too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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