even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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