bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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