i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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