it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
