the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
tell me about the eggs
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