Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
My dick has a subreddit
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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