Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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