Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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