May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
