Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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