we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
3 2 1 whiskey
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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