He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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