she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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