So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
its not stalking. its research.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
two words...techno handjob
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.