i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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