You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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