So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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