You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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