i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My liver just had a heart attack.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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