Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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