no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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