4 words: hood of his car
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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