We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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