your thong is hanging out like whoa
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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