I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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