Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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