I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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