Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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