She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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