I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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