After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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