all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
they need to just BURY HIM!
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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