going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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