I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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