He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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