Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
