I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
