But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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